| Duck Season Eve | |
| Season 3, Episode 1 | |
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| Air date | February 27, 2013 |
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Duck Season Eve is the first episode of the third season of the A&E reality-television series Duck Dynasty, and the 29th episode overall. It premiered on February 27, 2013.
Plot[]
The night before duck season, the guys go camping in the wilderness, as their family tradition. Phil runs into resistance from Miss Kay when he tries to uphold his own tradition of not bathing until the season starts.
Memorable quotes[]
"Hey, look here. These boys got enough stuff in their trucks to survive a zombie, nuclear, apoca-liss."-Si
"Rule #1: Have your buddy's back."-Si
"Rule #1: Never drop your weenie."-Si
"Rule #1: Always bring a pistol."-Si
"Rule #1: Lay down and digest."-Si
"Rule #1: Always wear bug spray."-Si