| Termite Be a Problem | |
| Season 4, Episode 5 | |
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| Air date | September 11, 2013 |
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Termite Be a Problem is the fifth episode of the fourth season of the A&E reality-television series Duck Dynasty, and the 46th episode overall. It premiered on September 11, 2013.
Plot[]
During a basketball game break, the guys discover the warehouse has been infested with termites and must call in an exterminator. The guys relocate to Godwin's house to finish the order with the promise they'll get the rest of the day off if they do. While getting another popsicle, Si discovers an unopened box from a lawyer which he opens against Godwin's wishes. The box contains a letter on behalf of Godwin's uncle who had recently died which states the box contains Godwin's inheritance, a jackalope. The guys are convinced it is worth money and take it to a taxidermist to determine it's value, where Si gets the idea to be stuffed when he dies and be turned into a "redneck statue". The taxidermist reveals the jackalope is only worth $50 because it lacks testicles which gives Si another idea to start his own side hustle selling gonads.
In the episode's sub plot, Miss Kay recruits Willie to speak at The Golden 60's Club about investments, but first must take leader Carla to get the luncheon. Willie soon discovers Carla tends to be forgetful in her old age and Kay calls him out for being rude when he won't eat some candy he gave her that was not in the wrapper. While driving, Carla frequently tells stories of how she had polio and post polio and repeatedly tells Willie "Did I tell you I have two cats?". Upon returning, Willie finds even more food waiting for him and attempts to give his speech and one of the members is upset that Jep did not come with him (it was mentioned earlier that he, Martin, and Godwin had also all spoken at the meeting and Godwin was able to take home one of the leftover casseroles).
Memorable quotes[]
"Purnurple"
"Si's Gonad Emporium. Now what kind of testies will you be needing today sir? Oop, I think I got a couple pairs of those in the back. Let me get you a sack to put those in, sir. And I'll ring you up. Pow! Snip. Pop. Cha-ching".
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Trivia[]
- The audio of Carla saying "What?" and "I can't find my handbag" was reused in the episode "John Luke After Dentist".